Went to KL with some of the lads, Yas, Wan, Zai and Mat last Friday and safely got back home at 2am last night. Being best of friends for over 8 years now, we have always envisioned having a holiday or a short getaway together outside of Singapore for the longest time, but never materialised due to various reasons, main one being the lack of funds and time since we're still students and all. But now that some of us have gotten the dreaded enlistment letter, we had the mindset of 'Die die must plan!'. And thus started our detailed planning during weekly meetups at Starbucks or Coffee Bean at Tampines. Credits to Yas for booking the hotel, the coach and drawing up a mini itinerary. Hahaha.

Will be blogging our trip in 3 parts, each part for each day we were there and this will be the first part. Will only be focusing on the memorable moments there.

PART 1: FRIDAY

1. A&W and Subway - Our main purpose visiting KL is to eat the food that are either unavailable or not Halal at a way more affordable price. A&W was heavenly, the root beer float, the curly fries, the ice cream waffle, CLASSIC. And it certainly helped that we were starving since we were on a bus ride for 5 hours with a pitstop for a measley 10 mins for toilet break. And Subway was, i have no words to describe for it. 4 of us got the footlong sized sandwich and needless to say, we went to town with the damn sandwich.

2. Cikgu Balqis - There were limited channels on the TV in the hotel, although all Malaysian channels are available so we made do with whatever that's available. Bought food and drinks from nearby Suria KLCC, which is just a 10 min walk btw, and just chilled in the hotel at night. Being the guys that we are, we would stop channel surfing and watch a show if there's a hot girl in it. And we were blessed with a character called Cikgu Balqis from a show I don't a remember the title from TV2. We even took pictures from the TV screen. Hahaha.

Yes, we ate snacks and smoke like nobody's business while watching a Malay show. LOL.

3. Zai's Sea Monkeys - Ok, some description first of the hotel room we got. It was a suite, with a living room, a kitchen and 2 bedrooms with bathrooms in each room. For only 5 people, it does feel quite luxurious with all the space. Although there's 2 bathrooms, one of the rooms is not equipped with the water spray thats usually beside the toilet bowl, so to do our big business, we just settled for the other room. But that's not the end of the problem. The toilet bowl's flushing system were pretty 'old-school' in a sense that after you flush, it will take a while to fill up the bowl with new water. So Zai had to go right after Wan and as a result, his shit was floating in the bowl. And thats when Zai said his 'Sea Monkeys' were floating around. NASTY.

4. Room Wars - Funniest incident for me personally. There were 2 rooms, so me and Mat shared a room, while the other 3 occupy the other. Thus the room wars starts. It was SO HARD to sleep since it's the first day and we're still excited, but we just tried anyways since we planned to wake up early for breakfast later. Me and Mat decided to just lay on the bed and talk between ourselves to sleep. And we finally managed to get our eyelids heavy, until we heard laughter from Zai in the other room saying 'HAHAHA WAN GOSOK GIGI SIA!'. And me and Mat just instantly burst into laughter. Hahaha, Wan is so annoyingly proper, brushing his teeth before sleeping. And me and Mat went over to their room since we couldn't sleep after hearing the commotion in the other room and annoy the hell out of them. Then we went back, tried to get some sleep, and they decided to ambush us with Wan using the torchlight and saying 'Kamu telah ditangkap basah!' or some shit like that. And we replied with our ambush on them, with Mat saying 'APE INI? SEKS RAMBANG!' and calling Wan their 'Bapak Ayam'. It was so fucking hilarious and super annoying cause the ambush happens when each of us is just about to go to sleep. And the room wars continued with the final one being us coming over to their room with our camera phones and saying 'Kami dari Syarikat Rakaman Jizzhut (a porn site btw), ingin melakukan talent scouting di sini.' But they were too tired to entertain us so we just had a few more laughs and went back to our room and finally managed to get some sleep.

5. Mat's 'Ikan Tamban' - Arguably the most infamous and unforgettable incident of the day. This happened during the Room Wars. I was annoyed with the other room's ambushes that I took my pillows and went over to their room and decided to stay and sleep there to stop them coming over to our room. Mat then entered the room after I did, smiling, putting his hands on his waist. We were all wondering why is he doing that pose and then it sank in. HE HAD HIS FUCKING COCK OUT OF HIS BOXERS HAHAHAHA. We were all just went WTF and screaming and laughing and crying all at the same time. It was Mat's attempt for the other room to stop their ambushes on us. Then he lay on their bed, face front without keeping his dick. But the real joke was how tiny his penis is and he had the nerve to call it his 'Anaconda'. Instead we named it 'Ikan Tamban', a small fish bigger than ikan bilis, but smaller than ikan sela kuning. Hahahaha. Talk about rock out with your cocks out!

That's all for part 1. Part 2 will be up by tomorrow. :)